(Source: fyonedirection, via t0mlinswag)
how to pay bills
- get bill
- ??????????
- i have to pay the?? money
- get th money
- >???? where do i put it
(via boobstyles)
if u think putting one direction on oreos will make me buy more oreos then you are 100% correct that was an excellent marketing decision
(via joshdevineisfuckingfine)
pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:
words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck
That’s a sentence right there
(via joshdevineisfuckingfine)
Anonymous asked: do you know where i can get some good frenched green beans asap because i am mother fuckin hooooooonnngryyy and that shit tastes orgasmic
if you have an erection lasting more than four hours contact your local physician
idk man I would assume the same with green beans
